Blogmas (Day 19) | The Best Christmas Cracker Jokes
Everyone loves a good, cheesy joke, Bu they're even better when they come out of a Christmas cracker. So I thought I'd take some the best (or worst depending on your sense of humour) jokes I could find that are typically inside your traditional Christmas cracker. If you have any favourites, let me know!
What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any mince pies left?
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson
What's the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can't beat him
How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed
Who is Santa's favourite singer?
Elf-is-Presley
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep and crisp and even
Why was the turkey in a band?
Because he was the only one who had drumsticks
Why was the snowman shopping for carrots?
He was picking his nose
What's a dog's favourite Christmas carol?
Bark, the herald angels sing
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes
Why did no one bid for Rudolph or Blitzen on E-Bay?
Because they were two deer
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A Mince-spy
What goes 'oh oh oh'?
Santa walking backwards
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I hope you enjoyed this post. Leave some of your own personal favourite jokes below, I'll see you tomorrow with a brand new festive post!
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